I plan to watch a few episodes of MacGyver and then contaminate the world's supplies of vodka and Red Bull with chemicals that when mixed, synthesize a deadly poison. I'm sure that simply poisoning Red Bull would achieve nearly the same desired effect. But it wouldn't be quite as diabolical, and thus not as fun.
Drink up, D-bags. Your uppance is coming.Stop sitting around being part of the problem. Be part of the solution. Won't you join me?
14 metawords:
I fully support you in your endeavors and will do what I can to help.
Oh hell yes. I am sharpening my sharp things right now ready to stab something. :)
Fine idea, sir. Very fine indeed.
Ooooh! You should really poison Red Bull and Jager! Then no one could ever order a Redheaded Slut again!
I'm pleased that this idea is so popular. And Red, that sounds like an excellent idea as well. If the pilot program is successful, I'll look to make that the first expansion project. Redheads do not deserve that sort of treatment. That's for blondes.
Ahem...just for blondes huh?
I despise Red Bull (exception: Vegas) so I'm in!
I'm in as well. Consider me your henchman... uh, henchwoman???
Henchperson.
Oh hell yeah. Great idea.
You'll need an arch nemesis, though. Have you considered Lady Gaga?
Anyone who drinks red bull should be destroyed. They make me look bad with all their energy and shit. Getting stuff done. I hate them.
I'm on board.
See, now this is the kind of altruism I can really get behind. I'm all over it.
Do what you will, but please, for the love of God ... DON'T DO ANYTHING BAD TO THE VODKA!! :/
Cheers!
*clink*
*hic*
Funny, your blog seems to be all riled up for this too. My wv: liquaro. Niiiiiice one! :-)
you do the vodka and redbull...Ill do the jager.
We will rule the world!
I'm in. I've never understood the d-bags that drink that shit until the wee hours. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN TO SLEEP, MO-RON?
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