I don't often wax inspirational, but I thought of something simple we can all do to improve the world around us. I urge you to join me.
I plan to watch a few episodes of MacGyver and then contaminate the world's supplies of vodka and Red Bull with chemicals that when mixed, synthesize a deadly poison. I'm sure that simply poisoning Red Bull would achieve nearly the same desired effect. But it wouldn't be quite as diabolical, and thus not as fun.
Stop sitting around being part of the problem. Be part of the solution. Won't you join me?