An Inspirational Thought

I don't often wax inspirational, but I thought of something simple we can all do to improve the world around us. I urge you to join me.

I plan to watch a few episodes of MacGyver and then contaminate the world's supplies of vodka and Red Bull with chemicals that when mixed, synthesize a deadly poison. I'm sure that simply poisoning Red Bull would achieve nearly the same desired effect. But it wouldn't be quite as diabolical, and thus not as fun.

Drink up, D-bags. Your uppance is coming.

Stop sitting around being part of the problem. Be part of the solution. Won't you join me?