5,000 visitors is not a milestone that should go unexamined and un-garishly celebrated. So I've endeavored to help give you an idea of just how large a number 5,000 is.
Did you know that 5,000 is...
...how many hours per week the ladies at Gingers Is The Watchword spend watching BBC America? They don't even show baseball on that channel!
...how many
...how many followers Dr. Zibbs has? And that he still bitches about it?
...how many miles Beckeye must stay away from Michael Johns, according to his restraining order?
...how many times Soda & Candy has kicked an American (with one of her 5,000 shoes) for asking if the dingo ate her baby?
...how many more places Gwen's monkey has traveled than I have?
...how many PSIs one of MJenks' farts produces?
...how many days it's been since Falwless wrote a real entry?
...how many telephone books Cora has to stand on to kiss Scope?
...how many times Kimmie has made me drool? (TWSS!)
...how many entries Poobomber writes on an average Tuesday?
...how many grandmothers ~E has?
...how many times per week I'd like to have dinner at the Diva on a Diet's house?
...how many times The Vegetable Assassin has been told that "a lady doesn't say such things"?
...how many dirty (and probably wrong) ideas I've had for what Splunkerdink means?
...how many boys Prunella Jones has made cry?
...how many photos by 180/360 that have made me want to beat up my camera?
...how many of The Imaginary Reviewer's subjects I wish were real?
...how many stories recounted by Mr. London Street that I have passed off as my own in order to look cool?
...how many people I will shortly realize I have forgotten?
18 metawords:
5,000 phone books, huh? No wonder my purse weighs so freaking much. Mystery solved.
Best. Post. Ever. I adore you, Words!!!! Congratulations on the big five-oh-oh-oh! :-)
Oooh! Congrats, Wordy, ya big blog-supa-star!
Now ... where's my bloody marriage proposal and big eff-off diamond engagement ring????
Eh?
EH?
I'm seriously watching Top Gear on BBCA as I read this. No joke.
But I don't think Liz watches much BBCA at all. Just saying.
Ahahahhahaa!!! Thanks for the shout-out, Words (although you know we'd be playing That's Not a Knife, This is a Knife if you'd forgotten me!
; )
well, congrats on 5k dude.
5,000? Shit, I've made way more boys cry than that.
Congrats on all the visitors.
Wow, I'm so honored to be listed on one of my favorite blogs! But under no conditions should you ever beat your camera up. Cheat on it - yes. Abuse it- NO.
If you are talking about my childhood home town's phone book, you would be about right. If I remember right, ti was a sheet of legal paper, folded in half, so that there were 4 "pages".
Wait, that was my college's daily newspaper. Never mind.
Yay! A shout out! Congrats on the 5K. Now I think in celebration, you should consume 5000 calories of the Aforementioned Pudding.
I adore you too! Thanks and Congrats! You've got an open invitation and if you take me up on it I will provide you with ... 5,000 calories! ;)
And you've tried to get me to netsex you 5,000 times.
Woops, sorry, that's a lie. I'm bad at math. 50,000 times.
What BeckEye said.
It's actually 5000 and 2.
Yes...and 2...
Close though!
Wow, congrats! I wish they were all real too...
You really are too kind. And congratulations!
Hey! I missed this post during my self-absorbed phase which is still currently going on! (And probably will forever).
I'm totally honored you think Splunkerdink means something. It does, and it's sorta dirty. It's an inside joke... but soon I will have a post about it. It's been gnawing at me.
And congrats! You're wickedly popular now!
Are you using "monkey" as a euphemism?
Congrats on your first 5K!
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