Monday, June 8, 2009

Facebook Is Haunting My Dreams

Facebook ads are normally rather innocuous and sometimes amusing. A cursory examination reveals that they must use some kind of algorithm to match the ads to the content on your page.

Of course, sometimes Facebook just TELLS YOU THAT SOMEONE IS HUNTING YOU DOWN TO KILL YOU. Who is searching for me, Facebook? Is it that creepy guy with the horrifying face and the Fisher-Price hair? And why won't I believe it??

I need answers, Facebook. And I need them now.

9 metawords:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Jesus, that IS creepy! It's on a par with clowns. They may as well have a creepy-ass clown on there and the words "I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Plus think about it. Do you want that scary plastic dude 'poking' you?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Also, it kind of looks like a plastic Steve Buscemi.

And the real one's scary enough.

Trinity said...

That is so wierd. I kind of want one of those masks now.

Gwen said...

I always assumed I haunted your dreams.

Wait. That is me. In my defense, the lighting was bad.

180|360 said...

AHHAHAHA!!!! That is awesome.

red said...

That is creepy...as is the whole knowing who's looking at your page thing. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Cora said...

Fisher-Price hair! HAHAHAHA!!!!

talesofawellfedgraphicdesigner said...

I didn't realize plastic surgery extended to hair now.

RedCurlGirl said...

Facebook is the ultimate professional stalker.