Today's Actual Conversation is a discussion of snack foods (I think) between myself and the two guys I share an office with. And it is not edited in any way.
Coworker #1 (picking up a bag of pretzel rods):
I have to try one of these rods, everyone is always raving about them.
Yeah, the rods are good. I like the little thin ones though.
Oh, I like those too. There are certain things I just compulsively stuff in my mouth, and that's one of them.
I'm like that with nuts.