Monday, June 15, 2009

Actual Conversations With Real People, Vol. 7

Today's Actual Conversation is a discussion of snack foods (I think) between myself and the two guys I share an office with. And it is not edited in any way.

Coworker #1 (picking up a bag of pretzel rods):
I have to try one of these rods, everyone is always raving about them.

Coworker #2:
Yeah, the rods are good. I like the little thin ones though.

Coworker #1:
Oh, I like those too. There are certain things I just compulsively stuff in my mouth, and that's one of them.

I'm like that with nuts.

10 metawords:

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

For me it's cheesy balls, all the way.

Anonymous said...


A coworker of mine once sent out a company wide email about a meeting we had to attend. Only he made a typo and invited everyone to an "interanal" meeting. Yeah.

red said...

Your label sums things up perfectly.

Soda and Candy said...



Cora said...

HA HA HA!! I'm partial to cherries. Can't get enough of the cherries.

Anonymous said...

You sure have some sexy conversations at work.

BeckEye said...

Should we be expecting your cover story in Rolling Stone anytime soon?

the girl said...

People = fucking stupid. Sometimes.

You = fucking funny.

Did you get any reaction when you chimed in with your nuts comment? $10 says no-one noticed it.


Morgan the Muse said...

there are things he compulsively stuffs into his mouth? He actually said that?? Geez.

Nice follow up, by the way.

Girl Interrupted said...

Compulsively stuffing things into mouth?

Oh, I so totally relate to that!


I meant jelly!