Of course, sometimes Facebook just TELLS YOU THAT SOMEONE IS HUNTING YOU DOWN TO KILL YOU. Who is searching for me, Facebook? Is it that creepy guy with the horrifying face and the Fisher-Price hair? And why won't I believe it??
I need answers, Facebook. And I need them now.
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Jesus, that IS creepy! It's on a par with clowns. They may as well have a creepy-ass clown on there and the words "I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Plus think about it. Do you want that scary plastic dude 'poking' you?
Also, it kind of looks like a plastic Steve Buscemi.
And the real one's scary enough.
That is so wierd. I kind of want one of those masks now.
I always assumed I haunted your dreams.
Wait. That is me. In my defense, the lighting was bad.
AHHAHAHA!!!! That is awesome.
That is creepy...as is the whole knowing who's looking at your page thing. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Fisher-Price hair! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I didn't realize plastic surgery extended to hair now.
Facebook is the ultimate professional stalker.
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