Eyes front, people!
You will all please notice that I have a wicked badass new header. I was unhappy with my old one because I thought it looked cheap. Hearing my cry was that bewitching mistress of graphic design, Soda and Candy! She not only made the classy yet casual header you see here (featuring deep, dark rich red, my favorite color), but also one appropriate for Halloween. So you have that to look forward to! It's hard for me to relinquish anything creative whatsoever because I'm a control freak, but the sheer awesomeness of her work left me no choice.
Please do not inundate Ms. S&C with requests for your own header. She specifically informed me that I only got one because I'm better than all of you, thus proving that her wisdom is equal to her design skills.
Thanks, S&C! You can have your puppy back now.