Today's Actual Conversation is a discussion of snack foods (I think) between myself and the two guys I share an office with. And it is not edited in any way.
Coworker #1 (picking up a bag of pretzel rods):
I have to try one of these rods, everyone is always raving about them.
Coworker #2:
Yeah, the rods are good. I like the little thin ones though.
Coworker #1:
Oh, I like those too. There are certain things I just compulsively stuff in my mouth, and that's one of them.
Me:
I'm like that with nuts.
Monday, June 15, 2009
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10 metawords:
For me it's cheesy balls, all the way.
HEEEEE!
A coworker of mine once sent out a company wide email about a meeting we had to attend. Only he made a typo and invited everyone to an "interanal" meeting. Yeah.
Your label sums things up perfectly.
Hahahahahaha.
Gold.
HA HA HA!! I'm partial to cherries. Can't get enough of the cherries.
You sure have some sexy conversations at work.
Should we be expecting your cover story in Rolling Stone anytime soon?
People = fucking stupid. Sometimes.
You = fucking funny.
Did you get any reaction when you chimed in with your nuts comment? $10 says no-one noticed it.
xo
there are things he compulsively stuffs into his mouth? He actually said that?? Geez.
Nice follow up, by the way.
Compulsively stuffing things into mouth?
Oh, I so totally relate to that!
What?
I meant jelly!
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