We've had some laughs, but alas, it is finally time to choose a winner in WWW's Olympic Comment Contest. There were some hard chargers, but in the end there are only three medals to award. Let's see who stands atop the podium.
The bronze medal is awarded to Red of Gingers Is The Watchword. Not for any particular comment, but for her shameless whoring in an effort to win. Here at WWW, we respect competitiveness and ass-kissing. For her efforts, Red will receive this spiffy Certificate of Participation, suitable for framing.
The silver medal goes to BeckEye of The Pop Eye for her comment on the entry "Words On Assignment".
"Aren't all your former drunken hookups also relatives? Don't be redundant, dude."
BeckEye will receive a case of Turtle Wax and Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
The gold medal, the chintzy Olympic souvenir, and our hearty congratulations go to none other than MJenks of Vita Brevis. MJenks' winning comment appeared in the entry "Olympic Joke-Off":
"In a bit of movie magic, we see both Heath Ledger AND the Joker showing off their silver medals."
MJenks managed to not only imply that innocent bystander/ice dancer Meryl Davis looked like a man, but also a facially maimed homicidal psychopathic man. I respect this. In hoc signo vinces, my good man! Email me your address and your prize is on its way!