Thursday, February 25, 2010

Olympic Joke-Off!

Viewers of Saturday Night Live are familiar with Weekend Update's "Joke-Off" bit where Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey used to read a news story and then take turns making rapid-fire jokes and trying to top each other. Here at WWW, we're going to try it all by ourselves. Let's see if we're funny enough for two!

Meryl Davis and Charlie White of the United States proudly show off their silver medals for Ice Dancing


Wow, look...

...Christopher Atkins and a chick from the "Black Hole Sun" video won a medal!

...Wooderson from Dazed and Confused and Janice from the Muppets won a medal!

...a guy that looks like Disco Stu if he was in Fraggle Rock and an avatar won a medal!

...a gap-toothed fat guy is making fun of other people's looks!

12 metawords:

cfoxes said...

Best one....Janice from the Muppets. She does totally look like her!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Amish skater Meryl Davis proudly dons an outfit she designed herself, an homage to Janet Jackson's infamous 2004 Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction."

MJenks said...

In a bit of movie magic, we see both Heath Ledger AND the Joker showing off their silver medals.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

We were watching that night and the first thing I said was "Is that the dude from Blue Lagoon?" :) I'm happy someone else noticed.

Tish said...

I sincerely hope you had to look up "guy from Blue Lagoon" and that you didn't just know Christopher Atkins off the top of your head.

The Diva on a Diet said...

I can't even offer one of my own, I'm dead of laughing over MJenks comment.

Also, you stole my Christopher Atkins reference.

red said...

I saw a side by side thing of that chick and the main Nav'i cat thingy and the resemblance was un-freaking-canny.

Also, no lie, my word ver is "poops."

AND insert "something truly hilarious that totally wins the contest" here.

words...words...words... said...

cfoxes: Welcome!

Steamy: It does look tearaway, doesn't it? Chick is going to go nuts during Rumspringa.

MJenks: You are the leader in the clubhouse, my friend.

Veggie: Me too...I thought it was obvious. As did several of us, apparently.

Tish: For better or for worse, that came off the top of my head. I swear I have a good excuse though.

Diva: Seems to be a popular thought!

Red: I'm kind of disappointed I wasn't the first one to make the N'avi connection there. Also, hehe "poops".

180|360 said...

Due to the economic crisis of 2010, the Olympic bouquets were sadly replaced with leftover plates and flowers from bridal showers across the country.

BeckEye said...

Hey look, ice dancing is a real thing!

Yeah, that was lame.

Rebecca said...

The US ice dancing team, sponsored by Ogilvie, Sun-In, and the Michael Jackson Memorial Foundation.

Soda and Candy said...

I got nothin'. No trinkets for me!