I decided to tackle this topic1 because I was so infuriated by a sexy redhead list at celebrity site Wonderwall. Let's take a look at their "Top 12 Hottest Redheads", shall we?
12. Lindsay Lohan
Is this list from 2003?
11. Emma Stone
Never heard of her. Not that hot anyway.
10. Rupert Grint
This selection should be discussed on Really!?! With Seth & Amy.
9. Julianne Moore
A classic. I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
8. Conan O'Brien
I find women sexy for being funny, so I'll allow it. But he didn't get in on his looks.
No argument here. She banged Elvis.
6. Isla Fisher
Approved. They're on a mini-roll!
5. Nicole Kidman
See Lindsay Lohan.
4. Prince Harry
He's just Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle all grown up.
3. Rita Hayworth
If I think of you in black and white, you don't count.
2. Ewan McGregor
Um, he doesn't even have red hair.
1. Christina Hendricks
I've been wanting to get this off my chest2 for a while now. She's not that hot. I mean, if you saw her walking down the street then yeah, she's quite pretty. But she can't hang with hot movie stars. There, I said it.
Is it me, or does this list look more like "Let's Name 12 Random Redheads"? I was so angered by this abomination that I decided to make my own list. Feel free to heckle, criticize3 or suggest your own. Without further ado, let's see...
WWW's Top Ten Hot Redheads
10. Hayley Williams
Kinda young, but just adorable. I want to carry her around in a backpack.
9. Kari Byron
Sexy because in addition to being pretty, she can do science-y stuff.
8. Jenny Lewis
Like a real life Holly Hobbie. If Holly Hobbie had a foul mouth and a voice like Karen Carpenter.
7. Neko Case
Yes, another singer. Last one.
6. Bryce Dallas Howard
Yeah, I'll get some funny looks for this one. More Bryce for me!
5. Molly Ringwald
She made me a man sometime in the mid-80s. There couldn't be a list without her.
4. Alyson Hannigan
Starting to get down to brass tacks here. The top 5 are pretty interchangeable.
3. Megan Mullally
Yeah, she's 51. And I'll take her over two 25 1/2 year-olds any day. Probably the most blatantly carnal appeal of anyone on the list.
2. Amy Adams
Often compared to Isla Fisher. They don't compare to me.
1. Sara Rue
She's #1 as much to make up for NEVER appearing on these lists as she is for being a total babe. Gorgeous face, killer smile, great body. The total package. Also just got engaged. Damn you, Sara Rue!
1. That's what she said!
2. Huh huh. I said "chest".
3. I am waiting for the ladies of Gingers Is The Watchword to murder me in my sleep for what I said about Christina Hendricks.