WWW: Well, I feel better today. But I also just spent $900 on my car.
Chatter X: I'm spending like $700 tomorrow!
WWW: What are you getting?
Chatter X: A new axle, brakes, and some other shit I wasn't listening to.
Chatter X: I AM PUTTING THIS ON MY CALENDAR.
- FI...wait. Not fin.
Cut to one hour later, when Chatter X was informed of this honor.
Cut to one hour later, when Chatter X was informed of this honor.
Chatter X: I AM PUTTING THIS ON MY CALENDAR.
Chatter X: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY, YOU ASSHOLE?
WWW: I didn't even know you read my blog.
Chatter X: Every time I read one of those in your blog I'm like GOD DAMMIT. THIS ISN'T ANYTHING I HAVE SAID.
Chatter X: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW FUNNY I AM
- FI...nope. Not just yet.
Cut to ten minutes after the above exchange.
Cut to ten minutes after the above exchange.
Chatter X: ARE YOU DONE YET OR WHAT
Chatter X: Fine. LOVE YOU <3
WWW: I'M MAKING IT FUNNY
Chatter X: UGH FINE. This better not be the last time I'm posted in one of these BTW. This better be the FIRST OF MANY.
Chatter X: MANY.
WWW: If you don't STFU it won't even be the first.
Chatter X: Fine. LOVE YOU <3
- FIN -
(Yes, for real)
(Yes, for real)
8 metawords:
Hahahaha. I love it.
I don't know what's funnier - the post or the comment! Love it too.
You're friends with a lot of ladies who swear at you. What's up with that?
red - he likes it ; )
Fran likes ladies who talk cars and use swears. That's why we don't talk anymore. I just know that cars sometimes take people places.
My fucking Volvo transmission cuntface cylinder engine.
*bats eyelashes*
Lula: You and Chatter X would be BFF. I just know it.
Fal: Thanks. Now update your fucking blog. :)
Diva: The post. Definitely!
Red: They're not ladies.
Soda: This is very true.
Beckeye: You have already demonstrated as much car knowledge as I have.
Steamy: You had me at fucking.
Lol u have a nice blog.
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