Thursday, February 4, 2010

Actual Conversations With Real People, Vol. 10

Today's Actual Conversation is between myself and an elderly woman at the supermarket. Enjoy!

The elderly woman is shopping without a cart and is carrying all her groceries by hand. She comes up to my cart and begins unloading all her things into it.

WWW: Uhhh...

EW: (in thick Russian accent) What are you looking at? I'll take them right out.

WWW: *mouth agape*

The elderly woman rearranges her groceries into her arms and shuffles away.

- FIN -

12 metawords:

red said...

LOL! That old lady is my hero!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I think you're still having fever dreams...

The Vegetable Assassin said...

She wanted you bad, dude.

There's also an "In Russia..." joke in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

i'll take this one Veg.

In Russia, you don't load your cart, your cart loads YOU.

Wait.

In Russia, your cart doesn't unload things into an old lady, an old lady unloads her things into YOUR CART!

Nevermind.

words...words...words... said...

Red: I just knew you would think that.

MJenks: That is entirely possible. I could also be having NyQuil hallucinations.

Veggie: She invited me to Yakov her Smirnoff. I didn't know what that meant, so I declined. But I totally nailed her up against her '82 Oldsmobile.

Steamy: See above - I DID unload things into an old lady. This ain't Russia.

Cora said...

I love how eloquent you always are in Actual Conversations.

180|360 said...

dude! it's just getting better and better, isn't it? na zdorovje!

Soda and Candy said...

I love Russian Nannas.

Did she also have a lacquered beehive and drawn-on eyebrows?

BeckEye said...

It sounds like the punchline to some sort of teabagging joke.

wanderingthroughwonderland said...

So. Awesome.

BeckEye said...

By the way, I see a lot of awardish things in your sidebar, but no Firecrotch of the Year badge. Asshole. And you just won Firecrotch of this month. Asshole. And I'm not calling you an asshole because your caption was about an asshole.

words...words...words... said...

Beckeye, should I just change the badge to say "Asshole Of The Year"?