Play Activision Ice Hockey over and over again until I can beat the computer 30-0 (I'm up to 26-2)
Watch episode after episode (after episode) of Pawn Stars
Break the world record for number of different ways to cook eggs
Not work on my screenplay
Compete on Dancing With The Stars*
Make voodoo dolls of Tony Romo and Jerry Jones
Socialize with friends (Dripping with irony, but true)
Become the first person to successfully read the entire internet
Stay up until 5:00 in the morning and sleep 'til noon
Watch my blog slowly die
Leave a flaming bag of poo on Jay Leno's front porch
Find a new job
Compile a half-assed list and pass it off as a blog entry
Watch episode after episode (after episode) of Pawn Stars
Break the world record for number of different ways to cook eggs
Not work on my screenplay
Compete on Dancing With The Stars*
Make voodoo dolls of Tony Romo and Jerry Jones
Socialize with friends (Dripping with irony, but true)
Become the first person to successfully read the entire internet
Stay up until 5:00 in the morning and sleep 'til noon
Watch my blog slowly die
Leave a flaming bag of poo on Jay Leno's front porch
Find a new job
Compile a half-assed list and pass it off as a blog entry
* Just seeing if you're paying attention
11 metawords:
This sounds vaguely similar to my list.
But then I get to work and I think "Hmmm...I really don't want to 'work', so I'll throw together some doggerel about selling girl scout cookies and how my blog is broken woe is me" and that takes up a good hour of the day.
*slaps hands together* Time for lunch, right?
So what you're saying is, being unemployed is simultaneously the greatest and the worst ever?
; )
PS - Come back, zinc!
I for one am loving you on DWTS!
At least you're posting something. It could be worse, you could be up at midnight writing nonsense in your own comments section.
Did you actually find a new job?
Well so long as you're ENJOYING life, Words. For the record, I'd actually WATCH "Dancing with the Stars" if you were on it. I'd turn it into a drinking game. Every time Words treads on his partner's feet, drink a double. I'd be hammered! :)
"Pawn Stars" is horribly addictive. All those shows are. I'm horribly addicted to "Ice Pilots" and "Ice Road Truckers", WTF?
They don't die on their own. Trust me! I've tried to commit blog suicide a number of times. Eventually Google starts picking out random things you wrote about and you become the internet star of Flabby Boobs* and Humpty Dumpty** or whatever your least favorite posts might have been about.
Don't make any more voodoo dolls ... the Romo one, obviously, worked. Thanks a lot.
/disgruntled Cowboy fan
;)
I'd actually watch Dancing with the Stars if you were on it! Get going!
wv: throddis. Sounds kinky.
I think there is some sort of evil force killing off all of our blogs. My stats have occasional peaks, like someone else is using the paddles on it once a week.
I prefer Hoarders to the Pawn show. Can't. Look. Away.
Don't die, little bloggy. We heart you.
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