Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Things I Would Apparently Rather Do Than Write In My Blog

Play Activision Ice Hockey over and over again until I can beat the computer 30-0 (I'm up to 26-2)

Watch episode after episode (after episode) of Pawn Stars

Break the world record for number of different ways to cook eggs

Not work on my screenplay

Compete on Dancing With The Stars*

Make voodoo dolls of Tony Romo and Jerry Jones

Socialize with friends (Dripping with irony, but true)

Become the first person to successfully read the entire internet

Stay up until 5:00 in the morning and sleep 'til noon

Watch my blog slowly die

Leave a flaming bag of poo on Jay Leno's front porch

Find a new job

Compile a half-assed list and pass it off as a blog entry

* Just seeing if you're paying attention

11 metawords:

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

This sounds vaguely similar to my list.

But then I get to work and I think "Hmmm...I really don't want to 'work', so I'll throw together some doggerel about selling girl scout cookies and how my blog is broken woe is me" and that takes up a good hour of the day.

*slaps hands together* Time for lunch, right?

Soda and Candy said...

So what you're saying is, being unemployed is simultaneously the greatest and the worst ever?

; )

PS - Come back, zinc!

red said...

I for one am loving you on DWTS!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

At least you're posting something. It could be worse, you could be up at midnight writing nonsense in your own comments section.

BeckEye said...

Did you actually find a new job?

Anonymous said...

Well so long as you're ENJOYING life, Words. For the record, I'd actually WATCH "Dancing with the Stars" if you were on it. I'd turn it into a drinking game. Every time Words treads on his partner's feet, drink a double. I'd be hammered! :)

"Pawn Stars" is horribly addictive. All those shows are. I'm horribly addicted to "Ice Pilots" and "Ice Road Truckers", WTF?

180|360 said...

They don't die on their own. Trust me! I've tried to commit blog suicide a number of times. Eventually Google starts picking out random things you wrote about and you become the internet star of Flabby Boobs* and Humpty Dumpty** or whatever your least favorite posts might have been about.

The Diva on a Diet said...

Don't make any more voodoo dolls ... the Romo one, obviously, worked. Thanks a lot.

/disgruntled Cowboy fan


Anonymous said...

I'd actually watch Dancing with the Stars if you were on it! Get going!

wv: throddis. Sounds kinky.

Gwen said...

I think there is some sort of evil force killing off all of our blogs. My stats have occasional peaks, like someone else is using the paddles on it once a week.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Hoarders to the Pawn show. Can't. Look. Away.

Don't die, little bloggy. We heart you.