| Gene Simmons | Krusty the Clown |
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| Hairstyle | Three-pronged afro (black) | Three-pronged afro (green) |
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| Makeup | Evil clown | Sad clown |
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| Abandoned Career | Imparter of knowledge (schoolteacher) | Imparter of knowledge (rabbi) |
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| Addiction | Poultry-related (chicks) | Poultry-related (dodo egg omelettes) |
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| Sidekick | Hairy ape (Paul Stanley) | Hairy ape (Mr. Teeny) |
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| Secret Shame | Judaism | Judaism |
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| Ill-Advised Endorsements | KISS coffin/beverage cooler, KISS wine, KISS Mr. Potato Head dolls | Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel, Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test, Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System |
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| Skill At Chosen Career | Questionable | Very Questionable |
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| Eventual Cause Of Death | Shot by hooker | Shot by bookie |
12 metawords:
It's like someone turned on a light in my brain!
Although, Krusty has dubious taste in food - those dodo egg omelettes are expensive. And sort of stale.
They also both continued long past their prime and should be shot. Sorry Gene but you know...you can't still be a cool rock n' roll icon with THAT HAIR. It's part lion tamer, part Vegas lounge act.
You forgot to put in they are both man whores who will endorse anything if they get paid enough.
Holy crap! You are so totally right! I feel like everything in the universe just fell into place.
You're a genius, gunslinger.
Hahahaha, so true!
They probably also both use pearl necklaces to light their cigars.
The only difference is I hate Gene Simmons and I don't hate Krusty.
Love it! This post is genius!
Of course, Krusty is a thousand times sexier than Gene but otherwise they could be twins.
Are you telling me that Gene Simmons has a superfluous third nipple?
Is Krusty a homophobe?
You know, after seeing the number of his character names that were jacked from Portland street names, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he modeled Krusty after Gene Simmons.
HAHAHAHA!
Spot on, Words.
Spot. On.
The debauched Vegas weekend is not a stringent enough metric for defining how well two people get along. I mean, Idi Amin and Ellen DeGeneres could make it through a Vegas weekend. You and Christo could make it through a Vegas weekend. It's a low bar.
Also, secret shame: Judaism. Hi-larious.
You know, I love Krusty as much as the rest of you. He's my favorite character on The Simpsons with the possible exception of Mr. Burns.
But I'd be remiss if I didn't admit in the face of much Gene-hate that I love Kiss. I just do. Kiss Alive I & II were the first albums I ever owned. I got them as gifts for my First Communion. Swear to God.
Wait, Gene Simmons is dead????
And also, he was a school teacher? Let me guess, Chemistry? HE seems like the type to be able to create his own high in a hotel bathroom somewhere.
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