Thursday, September 10, 2009

A Mildly Amusing List

Phrases I Have Read This Week In Other Blogs That Would Make Good Band Names


The Stingy Vaginas

Cobra Kai

Frequently Naked Neighbors

Heels Or Flats

The Dutch Rubs

Superior Brew

The French Style

Chinese Five Spice

Looming Manhood

The Ginormous Zucchinis

Black Life Forms

Glorious Tooting

Lexicon of Love (more of an album title, really)

The Chupa Chups

Deathtoilet

Great Aunt Helga

The Blogging Tools

Sexy Menz

Sullen Teens

19 metawords:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

HAHAHA! I'm already calling Ticketmaster for advanced tickets to LOOMING MANHOOD once they form and get a tour. :)

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Glorious Tooting...awesome!

Oh, and The Lexicon of Love is an album already, isn't it? By 80s fops ABC?

Cora said...

Deathtoilet! Yeah, I think they'd be worth a listen of two. ;-)

And The Imaginary Reviewer is right, ABC had an album called The Lexicon of Love.

Morgan the Muse said...

I would pay good money to go see Deathtoilet.

red said...

These should have all been links, lazy!

words...words...words... said...

Veggie: I believe they are opening for Judas Priest.

IR: "80s fops ABC" made me laugh.

Cora: I had no idea there were so many ABC fans among my readership.

Morgan: Excellent. Just bring someone big. I'm betting their shows get rowdy.

Red: Maybe they should have, but that's a lot of work. Almost as much work as following all the links in the average post at GITW.

Soda and Candy said...

I'd totally be the lead singer of the Chupa Chups.

; )

Trinity said...

I am all for "Great Aunt Helga". It sounds like a punk polka band.

The Diva on a Diet said...

I don't think I want to know the origins of "Deathtoilet"!?!

Prunella Jones said...

"Frequently Naked Neighbors" makes me laugh. That would be a great band name but it would be even better as the name of an illustrated childrens book written in a Dr. Seuss type rhyme.

talesofawellfedgraphicdesigner said...

I'd go see The Dutch Rubs.

The Peach Tart said...

I'm down with the blogging tools.

Gwen said...

The Stingy Vaginas were cool in junior high but these days I prefer the musical stylings of "Funky Vagine." Their bass player is HOTT.

PoliticsChick said...

Cobra Kai
and
Frequently Naked Neighbors.

HAHA, I must know who used those.
I need to read those post. LOL

S3XinthePantry said...

Funny! I found your blog through The Vegetable Assassin - love your take on things!

Mr. Condescending said...

cobra kai definitely!

BeckEye said...

I've seen enough sullen teens to last me a lifetime, thanks.

Oh, and ABC RULZ!!!!!
Shoot that poison arrow through my hEEEEEEEEEEEEEA--ee--aa-aart!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Deathtoilet taken out of context is A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I HIT CAPS BY ACCIDENT. AS PART OF MY PUNISHMENT AND AS A REMINDER TO KEEP BETTER TRACK OF LEFT PINKY, I AM NO LONGER CORRECTING THIS PARTICULAR ERROR. I THINK IT'LL TEACH ME A LESSON.

~E said...

Woohoo! #4 was me!!!

AWWWESOME!!!