Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Fun With Camera Phones

Fun with camera phones at the sporting goods store!


I can't tell you how relieved I am to learn that these golf balls are experienced and professional. Those golf balls you hire right out of college aren't worth shit.


I'm glad the marketing pros at Sportcraft have taken pains to assure their customers that this is their good bean bag toss. Not to be confused with their bad bean bag toss, which I can only assume is not a top seller. I imagine it consists of two old coffee cans and a Ziploc bag of actual beans.

12 metawords:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I'm just giggling at the idea of 5 lbs of balls. Hee.

Some Guy said...

Or maybe it's that their other bean bag toss is evil.

Rebecca said...

Some Guy is probably right that Sportcraft distinguishes their good bean bag toss from their evil bean bag toss. What you described (two old coffee cans and a Ziploc bag of actual beans) must be their combination bean bag toss and hobo camping kit.

Soda and Candy said...

hehehe, BALLS.

Yes, I'm easily amused, what of it?

red said...

At the UCLA game, they played bean bag toss during the tailgate and called it some other name and acted like they'd invented it and it was cool. Stupid LA douchebags.

words...words...words... said...

Veggie: Not only that, but 5 pounds of USED balls.

Some Guy: I never thought I would have a theological discussion about bean bags. This is why I like blogging.

Rebecca: Hobos can't afford Ziploc bags. Duh.

S&C: You and Veggie would have a grand time together, I can just tell.

Red: I have it on good authority that in the south the game is frequently called "Cornhole". I am not making this up. And thank you for restricting your comments to simply calling us douchebags. I know that took some restraint.

red said...

That's what they called it!!! WTF? It's effing bean bags! And you TOSS them through holes! Why does this need a name of any kind?!?

And you don't count as an LA douchebag. You must have attended Uni there to qualify :p

Cora said...

Maybe their other bean bag toss is great.

words...words...words... said...

Cora: That is just really funny. I wish I'd thought of it.

Gwen said...

I am again late to the party but can confirm that the game is called "Cornhole" around these parts.

Having seen this game played by local "Cornholers" I believe it is called that simply so they can giggle when their kids beg to play cornhole.

S3XinthePantry said...

ha!

~E said...

tell the truth...why were you REALLY at the Sporting goods store?