Monday, March 30, 2009

A Note From Homeland Security

Gentle Readers:

Sadly, I have had to install word verification on my blog. Sometime overnight, my blog was spammed by someone going under the clever moniker of "Anonymous". About 30 of my entries were pasted with multiple comments that looked like this:

Now, in order to catch such a nefarious character, we need to find out exactly what this message is. I have three working theories:

1. It is an ancient coded message from any of Nicolas Cage's last six movies.

2. It is a transcript from a particularly heated game of Mah Jongg.

3. It is a group of leftover pieces from that game on The Price Is Right with numbers under pictures of the front and back of the car.

If you have any other leads, please contact me via this blog. Thank you and God bless you all.

22 metawords:

BeckEye said...

That's digital love, baby.

Morgan the Muse said...

Huh. I liked the Cage point, I had not thought of that.

Cora said...

I saw that this morning. Egad! I think they're begging for your cake recipe.

And, hey, the wv's are FUN, Words. You know I love 'em! I'll let you know if your blog flirts with me. Right now it's saying "luthes"

Cora said...

Ha ha! Now it's telling me "dryoute"

Okay, fine! I can take a hint. (sniffle.)

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I reckon that's a pretty exciting game of chess right there.

Soda and Candy said...

I was going to say something witty, but then I saw Cora's word ver comments, and then mine was "inthe"...


in the what???

Your blog is dirty.

Kimmie said...

I could be wrong, but it looks like the code from the Zodiac killer. Maybe you could finally nab this guy!

Falwless said...

Um, hello, that is clearly the periodic table.

The Diva on a Diet said...

You got there first with the Cage comment ... after that, I got nuthin' ...

red said...

Gah! I hate word ver! Why can't you just delete spam comments like the rest of us?!?!?!?!?

Fancy Schmancy said...

Maybe it's setting you up for that big virus that's supposed to crash the internet on April 1. Maybe You're going to be made the fall-guy...

Gwen said...

I just figured it was that kooky Skywind from over at Zibbs' place.

words words words said...

Red: So you won't mind coming over and deleting mine then? There's like 50! And multiple ones on every entry, so the amount of backclicking is tremendous!

P.S., I know you were being sarcastic. But this gives me a chance to vent ;)

Girl Interrupted said...

Great! Yesterday I finally found the courage to remove WV from my blog ... now I'm all wussed out and paranoid again :(

Yes, I just added it back *sigh*

Greta said...

I don't know. But you better figure it out in order to get to the showcase showdown.

Dr Zibbs said...

That happened to me once and I was pissed!

Kimizzy said...

You made me spit out my precious latte onto my new keyboard.

But it was worth it.

I got a tip from another blog... they had the same thing. They said the person who did it was heard speaking in a low voice, almost like a whisper, but mostly just husky and annoying.

It's the first theory, I'm telling you.

The Diva on a Diet said...

Finally, I have the answer ... If you play it backwards, it says: "Paul is dead."

Yes, this is what happens when I spend too much time on a subway platform waiting for a train.

Chaka said...

I agree with you with the Nicholas Cage comment. It looks like the number page from Knowing.

Peggy said...

I actually think Zibbs did it!

golublog said...

I hate word verifaction I can never make out the letters. And then I feel foolish.

sista #2 said...

Very interesting.

I think they want to have sex with you.

That's right, it is sex scribble.

peace
#2