Wednesday, June 16, 2010

"Mahogany" Cards. Robert Horry.

Is it just me, or is the man in this Hallmark™ Mahogany card a dead ringer for NBA All-Star Robert Horry?

Do you think it's possible that Horry commissioned this lovely watercolor so that he might have a personalized card to send to family and friends? It would be most excellent for him to be able to go to the store and buy a card that was already pre-printed with his sentiments.

"Hello, dear friend or relative.

This is Robert Horry, and I am taking a moment from the time I set aside for looking pensive to wish you a happy birthday/graduation/wedding/baby/new job/bar mitzvah.

Best regards, seven time NBA champion Robert Horry.

P.S., thank you for your concerned inquiries, but no, I do not have vitiligo on my forearms."

I would like to think so. It amuses me.

11 metawords:

Gwen said...

Eh, they all look the same to me.

(I kid! I kid! Look, someone was going to say it and I got here first.)

The Diva on a Diet said...

That is truly uncanny and truly hilarious. Dying at your vitiligo in the p.s.!

Lola Lakely said...

Honestly, that is seriously awesome. I was cracking up from the time you wrote " time I set aside for looking pensive". Pure bloggy gold.

Anonymous said...

Can't a negro get a "like" button up in here?

Girl Interrupted said...

I'm English and have zero knowledge of who that bloke is ... but I wish he would send me a Christmas card.

Vitiligo isn't contagious, is it?

Tammy said...

Funny bone officially tickled. And in a p.s. I FOUND MARSHMALLOW FLUFF! Good ol' Wal-Mart. I will let you know when I get to make the s'mores. Just biding my time to ensure they will leave my house on the day I make 'em to prevemt a tragic scenario that ends with me, curled up on the floor next to an empty pan, sporting an attractive chocolate/marshmallow fluff mustache.

red said...

Gwen totally beat me to the joke I was gonna make. Could I BE more generic.

Soda and Candy said...

The resemblance is truly uncanny.

Next I would like to see one that looks like Samuel L Jackson.

"Happy motherf*cking birthday, asshole!"

; )

Dr Zibbs said...

I used to give my wife card that had images of black couples walking down the beach until one day she was like, "Can you stop getting me cards with black people on it?"

And I was like, "What are you racist?"

True story

BeckEye said...

You fat racist whore.

words...words...words... said...

Gwen: See Red's comment. Apparently you're right!

Diva: I thought it was uncanny when I saw it. I can't believe it turned into an entire post.

Lola: That was my favorite part too :)

Anonymous: No. You've obviously found out negroes don't even get names on my blog.

Girl: Perhaps he will! And vitiligo isn't contagious. Except through being anywhere near the person.

Tammy: Take pics.

Red: Don't be so hard on yourself, Chandler.

S&C: Someone less lazy than I am just read that and will make a million dollars.

Zibbs: You have to start giving her Asian cards.

Beck: I feel like I just got baptized or inaugurated :)