I would love to have been a fly on the wall when Joey and Sassie debated what they wanted to do for their Rumspringa and came up with...Shakey's. Not Disneyland? Not the beach? Not Hollywood? Not smoking cigarettes behind Jumbo's Clown Room? Not even...a bar? SHAKEY'S?
FRIENDS: "So tell us about the outside world!"
JOEY: "It's filled with balloons and pepperoni pizza and the wings of chickens covered in a sauce more fiery than Satan's lair itself!"
SASSIE: "And unlimited refills of Coke!"
I am certain Joey and Sassie will remain in the Amish community.
The fact that Shakey's misspelled "Rumspringa" just adds the perfect touch of pathos.