Thursday, October 22, 2009

The G-Chat Diaries, Vol. 9

Chatter X: I got nothing.

WWW: I win!

Chatter X: you get a cookie!

WWW: Woo hoo! What kind?

Chatter X: Chocolate chip.

WWW: Mmmm. A classic.

Chatter X: It's the doggy style of cookies.

WWW: No, I think it's the missionary position of cookies.

Chatter X: Sugar cookies are the missionary.

WWW: Sandwich cookies are doggy style.

WWW: No, vanilla wafers are the missionary. Or maybe vanilla wafers are twin beds and frustrated masturbation.

Chatter X: Sandwich cookies aren't that satisfying. They're the quick hand job of cookies.

WWW: The doggy cookies should be fairly common but yet with a rep for being fancy and unusual. Maybe Fig Newtons.

Chatter X: Shortbread?

WWW: Oh, that's not bad. But with the English connotation, maybe they should be the London Bridge of cookies.

WWW: I’ve got it…doggy is Pepperidge Farm cookies.

Chatter X: MILANO!!!

Chatter X: Is a London Bridge like an Eiffel Tower?

WWW: I don't know what an Eiffel Tower is.

Chatter X: To the Urban Dictionary!

WWW: A London Bridge is two girls straddling a dude, one on his cock and one on his face, while they make out.

WWW: I bet an Eiffel Tower is the same thing but with three dudes.

7 metawords:

~E said...

I will never look at a bag of Oreos in quite the same way again.

Or world famous landmarks for that matter.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I wish I had conversations like this.

Oh, and in England there's a cookie (or biscuit, as we call them) called a "Jammy Dodger". I'll leave that one to your imagination.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

...three dudes and a lot of body odor.

red said...

Oh, WWW. So sweet and innocent.

Soda and Candy said...

Huh. Learn something new every day.

And sometimes wish you hadn't.

Anonymous said...

I believe I got my real education right here at your blog.

Incidentally, choc chip cookies ARE the missionary position of cookies.

Thanks to the IR I now want a Jammy Dodger. They used to stick to your teeth really badly. Happy Faces were the way to go.

Anonymous said...


I suddenly desire cookies. How odd.