Chatter X: I got nothing.
WWW: I win!
Chatter X: you get a cookie!
WWW: Woo hoo! What kind?
Chatter X: Chocolate chip.
WWW: Mmmm. A classic.
Chatter X: It's the doggy style of cookies.
WWW: No, I think it's the missionary position of cookies.
Chatter X: Sugar cookies are the missionary.
WWW: Sandwich cookies are doggy style.
WWW: No, vanilla wafers are the missionary. Or maybe vanilla wafers are twin beds and frustrated masturbation.
Chatter X: Sandwich cookies aren't that satisfying. They're the quick hand job of cookies.
WWW: The doggy cookies should be fairly common but yet with a rep for being fancy and unusual. Maybe Fig Newtons.
Chatter X: Shortbread?
WWW: Oh, that's not bad. But with the English connotation, maybe they should be the London Bridge of cookies.
WWW: I’ve got it…doggy is Pepperidge Farm cookies.
Chatter X: MILANO!!!
Chatter X: Is a London Bridge like an Eiffel Tower?
WWW: I don't know what an Eiffel Tower is.
Chatter X: To the Urban Dictionary!
WWW: A London Bridge is two girls straddling a dude, one on his cock and one on his face, while they make out.
WWW: I bet an Eiffel Tower is the same thing but with three dudes.