Someone I work with was pulling into their parking spot on the lot when a golf cart screamed around a corner like it was 11:58 and they were trying to return a movie to Blockbuster.1 The path of the cart was perpendicular to the car, so the cart had to swerve to avoid T-boning it. Swerve it did...right into a concrete wall. We heard it immediately from our office, and rushed out expecting to see two crumpled cars. Instead we saw a golf cart against the wall with the windshield in pieces on the ground and the driver looking spooked and sheepish, which is a really difficult combination of looks to pull off. Curiously, he didn't drive off in the cart. He put the broken pieces of windshield in the bed and wandered off without it. I hope he didn't think he was going to get away with it, because eventually someone was going to wonder where the golf cart went.

In the bed you can see the broken windshield, and in the
back you can see building 732, where I work.

when the cart slammed into it.
1. I used to be a Blockbuster manager, and I saw more reckless driving there between 11:55 and midnight than I've seen the whole rest of my life combined.
2. It's especially fun to race them at the studio I work for now. Most places put something called a "governor" on the carts to restrict their speed, but my current place of employment does not. So it's likely that the moron in this case was going upwards of 20 miles per hour.
6 metawords:
tomfoolery..
I need a golf cart. A pink one, with rims.
That is all.
Why can't I have a job that requires doing things by golf cart? I could rock that job. Whenever I visit my friend in Tampa it's traditional that I drive her golf cart from her house to the club house for alcoholic refreshment. Since she lives in a gated, private community you can drink your ass off then drive home in your golf cart with a beer in the drink holder if you like. It's satisfyingly defiant. Slow as hell but satisfying. So long as you don't take a corner too fast and end up in an alligator pond...
Golf carts are always fun to play on and make me want to take up golf.
And S&C stole my sign off. Bad S&C. Bad.
I've never been on a golf cart. I feel my life is less complete for it...or something.
A-HA!! Now I know where you work!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
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