If you are a sensitive, decent non-blaspheming reader, turn around right now and come back tomorrow.
If you are the person that calls the FCC when Janet Jackson shows a boob or someone drops the F-bomb, go read Ziggy.
You might go to hell just for reading this.
I warned you.
I wash my hands of this.
Chatter X: Haha, I just went to Poobomber's blog and the Insultatron said "I caught Chatter X and Jesus fucking!"
Me: OMG. You are way dirtier than me. SHAME.
Chatter X: Why?
Me: You were fucking Jesus!
Chatter X: I was young, and I needed the money!
Me: HE PAID YOU? You were Jesus' whore?!
Chatter X: Hahaha.
Me: Actually, I guess that makes you Mary Magdalene.
Chatter X: There has to be a t-shirt that says "I'm a whore for Jesus."
Me: See, I would think somebody as famous as Jesus would try to skip out without paying, like you should be happy for it.
Chatter X: You're going to hell!
Me: I didn't do it!
Chatter X: Jesus is no welcher.
Me: So I'm going to hell for calling him a welcher, but you're not for fucking him for money.
Chatter X: I'm POOR!!! Fucking economy.
Me: I'm poor too, you don't see me fucking Mary.
Me: Okay, NOW I'm going to hell.
Chatter X: Hehe. "Am I going to hell yet?" "Wait...nnnnnnnnow you are."
Chatter X: I can't quite believe we're actually having this conversation.
Me: Me neither. I hope my aunt the nun isn't reading this.
Chatter X: hahahaha
Me: I think if I made this a "Chatter X" post the internet would blow up.