Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Malaproposition

My beloved Philadelphia Phillies are one win away from reaching the World Series after winning last night's game and taking a 3-1 series lead over the Los Angeles Dodgers. The hero was little-used Matt Stairs, who crushed a dramatic two-run home run in the 8th innning that was the difference in the 7-5 victory. Stairs has only been with the team since August and has seen very little playing time, so naturally he was happy to make a contribution to the team in such an important spot. In his enthusiasm, Stairs employed some unfortunate wording that will ensure clubhouse ribbing for the rest of his playing days. Here is his quote from the Philadelphia Daily News:

"You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're part of the team," Stairs said. "Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, it's no better feeling than to have that done."


That ball isn't the only thing getting hammered on this night.

7 metawords:

Red said...

haha! Nice. He will never hear the end of that.

And because I love recycling, here's the comment I left on another blog earlier today re: Matt Stairs:

When they interviewed [Stairs] after the game, I thought he was one of the Phillies' coaches…because he looks like he’s about to die…just like Charlie Manuel.

Gwen said...

Oh, heavens!

Dr Zibbs said...

Go Phillies!

reb wins said...

Now that's the kind of team I could athletically support.

Falwless said...

Niiiiice.

BeckEye said...

Gee, that's swell. Is this baseball thing still going on?

The last thing I remember about the Phillies was Darren Daulton and Lenny Dykstra smashing a car into a tree.

ÄsK AliCë said...

Baseball = sleepy time for Alice