A warning...it really IS filthy. So if you're of a delicate constitution, go read Ziggy or something.
No, really.
Last chance.
I knew you'd still be here. Here you go, perv:
Sperms Of Endearment
Lay Anything
Herpes, The Love Bug
Guess Who's Coming On Dinner
Eat The Parents
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Willy Wonked Me In My Chocolate Factory
Grinding Nemo
The French Erection
Monty’s Python In The Holy Grail
Some Like Her Twat
Jack Off My Beanstalk
A Swish Called Wanda
12” Angry Men
Wangs of Desire
14 metawords:
Would it be wrong of me to admit that this really made me laugh?
Especially Herpes, the Love Bug.
Some friends and I were coming up with porn movie titles one night and I won with this entry - Cootch Cassidy and the Pump-Ass Kid.
Grinding Nemo *snort*
Guess Who's... was my favorite.
Well done, sir!
"Jackoff my Beanstalk" is my favourite and would make a really great insult to replace "go fuck yourself". Hey you fucker! Jack off my Beanstalk, asshole.
There, I feel better now.
Seen any good movies lately, Words? ;-)
When will you start working again? I think you should take even more time off! :D Hilarious.
Filthy!! *slaps you on the face with glove*
I never!!
I like the Willy Wonka one.
That's all.
Sperms of Endearment...oh god, I laughed so hard at that...and for some reason, now I want a sperm plushie (like this: http://daddytypes.com/2007/05/08/plush_sperm_produced_by_hand.php)
mjenks: It would not! It was supposed to.
Beck: Leave it to you to come up with a gay porn.
Gwen: I should have included Bi-Curious George just for you.
S&C: That was actually the last one to make the cut!
Veggie: That's it, let it all out.
Cora: Are you implying that I WATCH such films?? Shame!
180/360: So far you are getting your wish!
Steamy: You never? That's it, I'm done stalking you.
Red: That's all? Tough room! You are clearly a porn connoisseur.
Tales: That. Is. Hilarious. Kind of sends a message when you bring a date home, too.
The one that did me in was Willy Wonked Me in My Chocolate Factory.
Oh dear god, that is brilliant.
Ahhh, you assume it's gay porn. I mean, COOTCH Cassidy pretty much implies the guy likes vaginal intercourse. Clearly, they're just buddies who like to tag team women, and maybe double penetrate a few, that's all. Maybe you WANTED it to be gay. You think about that, now.
Also, line from the movie: "You just keep fucking, Cootch. That's what you're good at."
I don't even know what a swish is. And given my past internet mishaps, I'm afraid to search it.
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