Welcome to another installment of Actual Conversations With Real People. Today's real person is my three-year-old nephew.
WWW: Grandmom told me that you got in trouble at school. What happened?
Tot: I hit Shawn.
WWW: Why did you hit Shawn?
Tot: He was being mean at me!
WWW: He was being mean? What did he do?
Tot: He hit me back.