Monday, December 21, 2009

Actual Conversations With Real People, Vol. 9

Welcome to another installment of Actual Conversations With Real People. Today's real person is my three-year-old nephew.

WWW: Grandmom told me that you got in trouble at school. What happened?

Tot: I hit Shawn.

WWW: Why did you hit Shawn?

Tot: He was being mean at me!

WWW: He was being mean? What did he do?

Tot: He hit me back.

8 metawords:

red said...

Kids! They say the darndest things!

Tony Spunk said...

Kids are freaking hilarious. So long as they're someone else's kids. Plus that little dude has it going on. He totally looked ahead and forecast the situation so he could retaliate before the other kid even took action.

The Diva on a Diet said...

Hey, its snowing here. Nice! ... my favorite kind of snow ... virtual! ;)

Aw, kids are so funny - the things they say never cease to crack me up.

Merry Christmas, wordsx3!

BeckEye said...

Aww, how cute

By the way, you're being mean. This snow on your blog is making my computer run slower.

Soda and Candy said...

Duh, Uncle WWW.

He was just defending himself!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

A preemptive strike. That kid knows how it's done.

Cora said...

Yep. Kid logic. Don't argue with it. It's just easier that way.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I'm going to have to use that argument in the future.