Today UBP presents another installment of Actual Conversations With Real People. These are, yes, actual conversations I've had with real people. Today's real person is *drumroll* a Deli Worker.
Me: "I'd like a tuna salad sandwich on wheat toast, please."
Deli Worker: "What would you like on it?"
Me: "Just lettuce and onions, please."
Deli Worker: "Any mayo or mustard on that?"
Me: "No thank you, just lettuce and onions."
Deli Worker: "Any cheese?"
Me: "No thank you."
Deli Worker: "Tomato?"
Me: (big sigh) "No thank you."
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