The Emperor Has No Parachute Pants

Inspired by one of the seventeen posts Dr. Zibbs made during his lunch break today. The one about The Breakfast Club.

Some Pop Culture Sacred Cows From My Youth That Sucked Then, Suck Now And Will Suck For All Time

The Breakfast Club

Madonna

Fruit Roll-Ups

The Goonies

Farrah Fawcett

Star Blazers

The Electric Slide

H.R. Pufnstuf

Kix (the cereal AND the band)

Real Genius

Not taking our clothes off to have a good time

Midnight Oil

Lynn Swann

Jolt Cola

E.T.

Cheech & Chong

The Lost Boys

Marcia Brady haircuts

Z. Cavaricci

Cool Ranch Doritos

Bucky Dent

Bob Geldof the musician (not Bob Geldof the humanitarian)

Janet Jackson

Lloyd Dobler

The A-Team

Nerds (the candy, not the social outcasts)


Discuss. A point to anyone (besides Beckeye) who can pick out which one Beckeye will disembowel me for.