Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Fun With Camera Phones, Vol. 4

I'm pretty sure this action figure set is the Worst Thing Ever. When God decides the Earth needs another flooding, this will be His Exhibit A.


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPOILED BRAT!"
a play in one act

MOTHER
Happy Birthday, Madison!

MADISON
ZOMG! Thank you, mommy! Now Taylor can come over and we can play TMZ!

MOTHER
I knew you'd love it.

MADISON
I can't find the bald Britney doll. MOMMY WHERE IS THE BALD BRITNEY DOLL!!?!

MOTHER
Madison honey, it doesn't come with the bald Britney doll. That's sold separ...

MADISON
Mommy! This set is USELESS without the bald Britney! How can you do this to me? This is the worst birthday ever!

MOTHER
I'm sorry, sweetie! We'll go out and get it right now.

MADISON
Never mind! I already texted Daddy and Nikki. THEY'LL get it for me.

- FIN -

11 metawords:

red said...

Great. Now I have that Lady Gaga song in my head. Thanks a lot.

The Diva on a Diet said...

Thanks for the warning, I'm getting ready to build my ark.

180|360 said...

Play TMZ?! HAHAHAHAHA. I can't believe this is real.

Cora said...

Seriously?

Gwen said...

You laugh, but I got mine in August.

words...words...words... said...

Red: That's what I'm here for, ma'am.

Diva: Save me room. Yours will have good food.

180/360: Oh, it's all too real.

Cora: See above.

Gwen: You are the worst person ever.

Soda and Candy said...

*Off-the-wagon Lindsay Lohan sold separately.

; )

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I had a dream last night that I was ordering Christmas gifts off your chat box over there. -->

I have something like this, but it's called "Homies" and it's a bunch of Latino gangsters. It was a...gift, from...gramma.

words...words...words... said...

S&C: The real find is the ON the wagon Lindsay Lohan. It's extremely rare.

Steamy: I finally made it into a blogger's dream. I feel like I have arrived. Also, you should get some Bratz and throw a mixer for your Homies.

BeckEye said...

I too have the Lady Gaga song in my head.

Where is the dream car that runs over the figures' feet?

Kimmie said...

Seriously?