Sometime last night, some bored person in Fairfield, California who clicked a wrong link became the 10,000th visitor to this here blog! Big ups to the anonymous reader. If this were a supermarket, I'd give you a one-minute shopping spree and see how much you can cram in the cart. Unfortunately, this is a blog and it doesn't work like that.
Mr. or Mrs. or Miss or Ms. Fairfield found the blog by Googling the phrase "30 pounds overweight". I'm sure there is a message in that, but I can't hear it over the deafening sound of chewing my highly-sugared bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
8 metawords:
Wow! That's quite a milestone, my friend. Congrats!
Also, I wish it had been me.
Oh, man. That stuff always cuts up the inside of my mouth.
...but I love it so....
ELVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hand over the Cap'n Crunch and nobody gets hurt.
Congrats!!!
WOOHOO!!!! You're a winner!
Remember the little people now that you're on your way up!
; )
Thank you all for sharing my love of Cap'n Crunch and Elvis. You know, I bet Elvis would have LOVED Cap'n Crunch. With chocolate milk. And a dollop of whipped cream. And a percocet.
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