This also closes the book on my Olympic Comment Contest. The best comment on any of my Olympic entries up to and including this one wins a souvenir. The ladies especially are encouraged to give an effort - I have two different souvenirs depending on if a man or a woman wins, and to be honest the chick souvenir is WAY better. I'll pick a winner on Wednesday - stay tuned!
7 metawords:
So wait...does this mean they DO have Olympic vibrators? Because I was wondering about that. I imagine they come in the shape of a speed skater in his bodysuit or maybe a little vibrating bobsleigh!
There are three separate exits for Weed in case you're so baked you miss the first two.
I actually spent a weekend in Weed...and attended the local community college production of Godspell. This is 100% true.
Why do you have to buy such sexist prizes? Geez!
And as much as I've been whoring for the prize, I think Veg just blew us all away there...
WWW - Hahahaa, this is gold. Not quite as good, IMO, as Ihopeulikeit, GA, but up there.
Veggie - Duh, of course it would be in the shape of a luge. But apart from that, I agree with red that you just won (the internet and the contest)!
I wonder how many people over the years too a bong hit in front of that?
You should've stopped in the town...they sell keychains that say "I LOVE WEED." hahahhahaha
Paranoia, anal sex, minor act of rebellion, "pussies" as a punchline, inability to withstand manipulation unless pushed to an extreme, view of the opposite sex as nearly impossible to understand, self-castigation, and wisecracks about penises, adultery, and drugs.
You went to Vancouver to see the Olympics, but you came back with a travelogue through your id.
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