If This Trailer's A Rockin'...

My days as a single man are numbered! Finally, the honchos at the interwebs have created a dating site for a man like me. A site that will provide me access to the kinds of women that will find me interesting and desirable. A site that will cater to my desire for a strong woman of action. A site full of down-to-Earth chicks not afraid to make the first move. A site like this.

Of course, upon reflection it's not all that different than meeting women through Blogger. Blogger women have the same qualities. They don't live in my city; they don't know what I look like until it's too late; and based on my experience I'm just as likely to get shanked.