Facebook Is Haunting My Dreams

Facebook ads are normally rather innocuous and sometimes amusing. A cursory examination reveals that they must use some kind of algorithm to match the ads to the content on your page.

Of course, sometimes Facebook just TELLS YOU THAT SOMEONE IS HUNTING YOU DOWN TO KILL YOU. Who is searching for me, Facebook? Is it that creepy guy with the horrifying face and the Fisher-Price hair? And why won't I believe it??

I need answers, Facebook. And I need them now.