5,000 visitors is not a milestone that should go unexamined and un-garishly celebrated. So I've endeavored to help give you an idea of just how large a number 5,000 is.
Did you know that 5,000 is...
...how many hours per week the ladies at Gingers Is The Watchword spend watching BBC America? They don't even show baseball on that channel!
...how many
...how many followers Dr. Zibbs has? And that he still bitches about it?
...how many miles Beckeye must stay away from Michael Johns, according to his restraining order?
...how many times Soda & Candy has kicked an American (with one of her 5,000 shoes) for asking if the dingo ate her baby?
...how many more places Gwen's monkey has traveled than I have?
...how many PSIs one of MJenks' farts produces?
...how many days it's been since Falwless wrote a real entry?
...how many telephone books Cora has to stand on to kiss Scope?
...how many times Kimmie has made me drool? (TWSS!)
...how many entries Poobomber writes on an average Tuesday?
...how many grandmothers ~E has?
...how many times per week I'd like to have dinner at the Diva on a Diet's house?
...how many times The Vegetable Assassin has been told that "a lady doesn't say such things"?
...how many dirty (and probably wrong) ideas I've had for what Splunkerdink means?
...how many boys Prunella Jones has made cry?
...how many photos by 180/360 that have made me want to beat up my camera?
...how many of The Imaginary Reviewer's subjects I wish were real?
...how many stories recounted by Mr. London Street that I have passed off as my own in order to look cool?
...how many people I will shortly realize I have forgotten?
