Co-worker: "I need a knife. You look like a guy who always has a knife handy, do you have one I can use?"
Me: "What does THAT mean?"
(beat)
Me: "Yeah, here, use my Swiss Army knife."
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Actual Conversations With Real People, Vol. 5
Welcome to another installment of Actual Conversations With Real People, in which...well, you know. Today's real person is a co-worker.
Co-worker: "I need a knife. You look like a guy who always has a knife handy, do you have one I can use?"
Me: "What does THAT mean?"
(beat)
Me: "Yeah, here, use my Swiss Army knife."
Co-worker: "I need a knife. You look like a guy who always has a knife handy, do you have one I can use?"
Me: "What does THAT mean?"
(beat)
Me: "Yeah, here, use my Swiss Army knife."
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