While I enjoy the website Texts From Last Night, I never wish I was acquainted with any of the people who send texts in.
Until now.
Meet the future Mrs. WWW:
(248):
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
(440):
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
(248):
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I only hope that (248) is the woman. (440) has a disturbing grasp of the use of apostrophes.
Monday, April 19, 2010
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10 metawords:
You people and your hockey. A friend of mine sent me a text last night that said, "Don't you wish your city had a hockey team?" to which I replied, "Totally." But I think he failed to grasp the underlying sarcasm and subtext which read leave me alone. I'm watching The Pacific.
I watched the Penguins game last night. And I didn't really care. I used to love hockey back in the day, but I lost interest.
Hey, that's not my area code! Have you been cheating on me?!?!
If my guy was all into hockey I'd want to know if he was capable of a (c)hat trick, especially during the playoffs. And if he was, it might just change my mind about hockey. Jusayin'.
Word ver: Eyjafjallajokull
LOL great site! I bookmarked it. That reminded me of a mysterious text that someone must have missent to my phone one night. It went,
"Who u fuckin? I'm bout dat."
After determining that it wasn't sent by anyone I knew I texted back,
"Your mom. She like it 2."
Never heard from them again.
Hahaa, that site is great. I enjoyed watching (ice) hockey in real life, but on TV? See ya when it's over.
: )
Hello. I'm 248. I need to clarify that this exchange stemmed from 440's desire, during the last hockey game, for me to prove my love to him by shoving a hockey puck up my back porch and texting him a photo as proof.
Even after my numerous reminders that all deliveries for this household are to be delivered to the front of the house only.
Such is his passion for hockey. So. No more texts during sports. This shit is serious.
Sorry to disappoint.
Ohhhh, nice! You're right - that site has some hilarious stuff! My faves?:
(415):
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
(420):
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
and
(414):
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You just can't ruin a good hockey game like that
I once received a bizarre text message, it said:
"Holy $hit! A bat just flew in my car window and is now sitting on my back seat! $hit myself? I almost did!"
I was suitably intrigued but didn't dare text back ... you know, in case it was Ozzy Osbourne.
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